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    Top Ten: Funny Memories

  • 10.

    On a recent trip to Target... Jonah: "Dad, why is it that ladies go first?" Chris (dad): "Because it's the polite thing to do." Jonah: "Do we get extra credit from the girls?"
    Jonah, Age 7


  • 9.

    I spent one whole day trying to tell my daughter that she needed to try and behave. She then replied," I try mommy but my brain just gives me these ideas."
    Jordan, Age 20


  • 8.

    I was telling my 4 year old Jordan that she needed to listen to me. When she didn't listen I said, "Jordan, don't you understand English?" whereas she replied,"Not fully!"
    Jordan, Age 4


  • 7.

    "Mom, I think you should be a bowl cleaner when you grow up. You clean bowls really well. You should be a person who cleans the dishes because you're really good at that." Gee thanks
    Matthew, Age 5


  • 6.

    I walked into Hannah's room to say a final goodnight. I paused and just watched her because she was being so cute just reading and talking to herself. I was feeling sentimental and had one of those Mommy-moments where you never want your kids to grow up. I told her that I loved her soooooooo much. She stopped and looked at me and said, "Mommy, can you go away."
    Hannah, Age 2


  • 5.

    Matthew talking to his sister, "Hannah, if you do a fake cough, and Mommy gives you medicine, you'll end up just like Michael Jackson. Dead."
    Matthew, Age 7


  • 4.

    Girls have China's and boys don't. I don't really understand because it is also a place where Bobby lives (their friend from China).
    Julia, Age 4


  • 3.

    "Mommy, I'm hungry.." "What were you thinking about to eat?" Ever so sweetly, without a hint of rude: "I dunno Mom, you're the one that belongs in the kitchen ..."
    Andrew, Age 4


  • 2.

    Mom, you forgot to give me car medicine and I threw up. Don't worry, I swallowed it.
    Julia, Age 5


  • 1.

    Ben walked out of his room and his first words to me this morning were, "Mom, I'm sorry I can't live with you when I'm older. I have to move to New York so I can get a pet snake".
    Ben, Age 4


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